So, Boden fired me today, because I wasn't making his lunch fast enough. When I told him that I don't have to make his lunch now, because he fired me, he decided to hire me back on. I asked him what I would get for working for him. He said, "One dollar." When I told him I deserve more than a dollar, he threw in a fortune cookie, and another one if I told him, "You're welcome," when he thanked me for making his lunch.
Deciding that was a good deal, I finished making his lunch. As I put it on the table in front of him, he said, "Thank you, servant." Sadly, I didn't get a second fortune cookie, because there was no way I was going to say "You're welcome" to that!
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